GOD SENDS GROCERIES
An elderly lady was known for her faith and her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "Praise the Lord!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get angry at her proclamations and he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed to God to send her some assistance... She stood on her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord...God I need food!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries."
The next morning the lady went out on her porch, noted a large bag of groceries and she shouted, "Praise the Lord."
The neighbor jumped up from behind a bush and said, "Ha, ha... I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "Praise the Lord. He not only sent me groceries but He made the devil pay for them. PRAISE THE LORD!"