A priest and pastor from the local parishes were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads; "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

Then another car came, and again they held up their sign. 

This driver flashed a very unkind hand gesture at the Pastor and the Priest, and then sped on.

... From around the curve they once again heard screeching tires and another big splash....

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "Maybe we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out Ahead', instead?"

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