BYE BYE BOYFRIEND
Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices that Jill seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look upset."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and his life savings in the stock market," Jill explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized.
"I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," Jill said... "He'll miss me."